Toilet Humour

Fancy a cheeky chuckle and a chance to win free toilet rolls and a peachy 10% discount?

Welcome to our puntastic page of bad taste jokes

Fancy a cheeky chuckle and a chance to win free toilet rolls and a peachy 10% discount? Find out how…

Our Sweet Cheeks connoisseurs keep sending us some very tongue-in-cheek jokes. We’ve posted the best below! Read them, get a whiff of our silly sense of humour, and send us your best toilet gag via the form at the bottom (get it?).

If we publish your joke, we’ll send you a 10% discount code, and a free pack of 3 ply toilet roll!

We only ask you to wipe your bums, not the smiles off our faces…

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Why did the baker have brown hands?
Because he kneaded a poo!

Michelle Lewis

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